How to kill someone (and get away with it)

I’ve already got someone in a very smooth way. She is in my torture room right now.

I’d never used this approach before and it worked really great. This is what I did:

First of all, every time I was going to take care of business, I’d go home and escape from a window in the back. That way, if there was someone spying on me, for them I would be resting at home. I had a car parked a few blocks from there especially for these moments, which I got on one of my escapes.

At a police souvenir store – I’m sure you can find one near where you live or at the internet like here, here and here – I bought a souvenir police badge. It was a toy, made for kids to play. Using that, a leather wallet and a computer, I made a Police badge that looked very official (at least compared with the ones we are used to seeing in movies). Most people haven’t seen a real official badge live, so I figured it would be really difficult for anyone to know it was fake.

Watching the neighborhood, I found a house where there was a girl that seemed to live alone, or was alone at the time. So I spied on her for a couple of days to get her routine and be sure she would be alone when I strike.

On Thursday night, I dressed in a very formal way and went to her house. I was observing when she got home. About half an hour after that, I knocked on her door, showed my fake credentials (with the badge) and said her neighbors called the police because they saw someone sneak into her house. So I was there to check it out, and I asked permission to enter to make sure if everything was ok.
She found that weird, but she allowed me in, worried about her security.

That’s the catch. Being a police officer, people will let you in, you will be trusted even being a stranger. They will open their doors, open their car window to talk to you, it doesn’t matter if they have never seen you before. This avoids the need of a first contact, or the work of gaining someone’s trust, and the risk of commenting to third parties.

After I was in, it was easy. I pretended to be looking around, trying to find someone, and as soon as she lowered her guard, I attacked. This time I used a tissue soaked with chloroform and covered her mouth and nose with it. It is a very efficient way to put someone to sleep without making noise.

After that, I tied the woman and took her to her own car, which was parked in the garage. The garage was indoors, so nobody would ever notice this move. From there, with the girl’s car, I drove to my “torture room”, which obviously is not in the same place where I live (it is actually one of the houses abandoned because of the flood).
I tied her well in my torture room, in case she recovered her consciousness, and drove with the car to a really bad neighborhood, where I left it. Then I took a bus to where my “escape car” was, and drove back home to sleep. What a surprise the girl had when she woke up!

I really liked this tactic. First, if someone suspects the girl was abducted they would probably figure it was by an authority (if they are smart), and maybe start looking in the wrong direction. It was very clean: no screaming, no noise, no blood, no eyewitness, no first contact, no clues. And if the cops find the car in that neighborhood, they will easily think it was robbed by someone who lived there, and they won’t be sure if it has to do with her disappearance.

And now I have a new toy to play with!